The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos
by Sauceykek May 2, 2021
Get the Cool ranch doritosmug. To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016
Get the eating someone's doritosmug. The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
by CCTheDog August 15, 2021
Get the Dorito Cake Facemug. A Dinamite Dorito Boi is a guy who is super chill, relaxed, Respects everyone, puts in effort in everything especially relationships. Also, for a snack, only eats Dorito Dinamites.
by ayyymexican January 26, 2020
Get the Dinamite Dorito Boimug. by sumndffrnt February 19, 2021
Get the dorito dust boymug. by guess you’ll never know 😱 January 29, 2021
Get the chilli doritos daymug. A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
by Razornacho February 3, 2018
Get the double dorito pretzel townmug.