Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

by jimmer346 June 17, 2015

deez nutz

"DEEZ NUTZ" goes with any song. Replace the chorus with "DEEZ NUTZ". I do... Try it son!!

Song: Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent

Chorus:

Damn baby, all you need is alot of DEEZ
A lil bit of DEEZ, a lil bit of DEEZ NUTZ...

by ATown & TT October 1, 2005

Deez Nuts

Ugly dumb fat short

You seem like a Deez nuts

by Dankness 3 March 5, 2018

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021

Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021

Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.

Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.

by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019