cuncher

A cuncher is someone who is to chicken shit to have sex with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.

Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....

by Razr ramone May 17, 2006

cunch

cunt-crunch

After chugging the last of my Pepsi can, I cunched it and put it in the recycling bin.

by RayJayyy January 16, 2013

Cumchunk

When a guy doesn't cum for long periods of time, and when he does cum, it comes out as a chunk, or a wad of held back cum.

Dude last night I released a nice cumchunk when I hung with Sally from work!

by ZeroDesert March 17, 2009

CULCHIE

ANY IRISH PERSON WHO IS NOT FROM THE BRITISH STRONGHOLD THE PALE (DUBLIN)

DUB "HES A CULCHIE"
OTHER "WHY"
DUB " HES NOT FROM DUBLIN"
OTHER "OH, OK YOU PREJUDICED SCUM"

by MARCO V October 23, 2008

Cunch

A) a combination of a cunt and a bitch
B) a term used to describe the amount of intense dislike towards a female or gay man.

Dude, your girlfriend is such a cunch.

by Frank November 26, 2003

Cunch

Shouted loudly to distract an opponent while engaged in a competitive activity, specifically bowling.

Liam's about to take his shot!

CUNCH!

by Vilnius June 16, 2009

cunch

cunnilingus in the middle of the day.

"Why didn't you answer the phone when I rang at 12.30 today?"
"Because I was busy having cunch"

by 4story March 13, 2010