soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter

"She's such a Crisp!"

by The Staßfort May 14, 2018

Base of a crisp

I don’t know the definition (like a urban myth)

I held the base of a crisp and it it with a badminton racquet.

by Oslskskslsp October 8, 2022

Crisp

When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.

Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.

Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character

When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery

Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not

Talia: that is crisp

Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.

Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp

Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart

*sick boom chuggy bass line*

Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.

by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023