Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.

Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

Creepy Mermaid by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010

creepy sex

When you have sex on Halloween while wearing the creepiest costume you can find

Wanna have some creepy sex

creepy sex by @IR14LFHS April 24, 2018

Creepy uncle 

Someone who is overly friendly and complementary. Usually goes by the name Casey.

Hey it's your good ol' uncle... CREEPY UNCLE

Creepy uncle by ApesHospice November 24, 2019

Creepy McCreeperson 

Someone who goes to Subway and sees a hot girl so he orders the same thing she orders. By doing this, the guy initiates conversation, then explains that it's cheaper to buy a foot long sub than it is to buy 2 six inch subs. When paying for the sub, the guy puts in $5 and the girl puts in $1, proving that it, in fact, was not cheaper for the guy, he was purely trying to hit on her. Moreover, the guy goes to his computer IMMEDIATELY when he gets home and seeks the girl out on Myspace, messaging different girls asking them if they were at Subway earlier. After finding said girl, the guy then proceeds to ask her out through myspace, on a date. All while he has a girlfriend on the side.

Erin: Shawn is a Creepy McCreeperson because he's constantly trying to fuck other girls while he's with Stephanie.

Aaron: I agree, she deserves way better than a Creepy McCreeperson like him and lots of guys ask her out and they'd all treat her better than he ever will. He's cheated or attempted to cheat on her like 5 times now.

Creepy McCreeperson by NotYourDreamGirlErin October 18, 2008

Creepy McCreepersons

One who lurks around dormitories staring into people's rooms while their door is open - pretending to be reading the funny thing posted on the door; Anyone who is in general creepy in some manner

"Don't look now, but I think Creepy McCreepersons is out in the hallway staring at us"

"What is that guy DOING? What a Creepy McCreepersons"

Creepy McCreepersons by Meg & Jackie February 24, 2005

Creepy McChoderson 

Someone who exposes their small dick to you via the internet. Usually the lighting in the photo is reminiscent of a Glamour Shot.

"Creepy McChoderson, we're calling to confirm your appointment with Glamour Shots at 3:00 tomorrow."

Creepy McChoderson by Knick Knack Paddy Wack October 9, 2007

Creepy przwick

online predator that pretends to be a virginal harmless nice guy but is really a creepy homicidal middle aged pedo psycho always on the look out for new pray.

wow, Charles Manson was one sick fuck...

yep, he was a real Creepy przwick.

Creepy przwick by 74365756 April 16, 2008