cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.

Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.

by SonOfAMish October 7, 2021

cracked cheese

A broken person

1- ayo jonny is kinda a cracked cheese

2- yeah he gots no fucking monke drip

by monke drip boi January 24, 2022

Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

by punzthereynasimp March 29, 2021

cracked out

a state of feeling some or the above; one may experience after using a certain drug:
a general feeling of "what the fuck," confusion, suicidal, homocidal, numb, violent, angry, mental exhaustion, and a general feeling of insanity that may take a day or a few more to sleep off.

after taking all of that coriciden this week im feeling cracked out as shit

sorry dude im just really cracked out, dont take it personal if i have thoughts of hurting your pets today

by maddeym November 19, 2011

Cracked it

To be angry and upset, stubborn and unlikely to come around.

He's cracked it, there's no point now.

by BunnyRabbitSex July 23, 2012

Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006