CP Theodore

CP Theodore is the absolute definition of chud. He is a chadless, unfuckable chud.

Mr. Nate: “Here comes CP Theodore”
Gabriel: “Ah, what a chud.”

by deathgripper808 December 4, 2025

CP

CP is an acronym for Cheese Pizza.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, how was that CP?"
Guy 2: "It was wicked, mate!"

by Stupid Af June 6, 2021

cp

Cheese Pizza

"Man I just love CP!"

by Inni84 April 27, 2023

CP sardines

When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.

I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!

by DafunkyWERDman April 25, 2017

CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.

CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.

by George Amberson January 8, 2023

CP

Abbreviation for “Cedar Park.”

My friend just got a new job in CP!
I saw someone on the street with a CP bumper sticker.

by Paper Hat October 11, 2023

CP

An acronym for Cone Piece.

A) Oi cunt got a spare CP..
B)Yeah nah mate cant help ya.

by Nans Secret Recipe November 15, 2021