coob

noun :a woman who often reacts in a cantankerous, opinionated manner as she approaches the pre menopausal stage of her life ...this behaviour is nearly always accompanied by or closely followed by, the desire to shag or the need to sexually fantasize about anyone who makes her laugh hard enough. A coob can often be identified by her mating call which sounds rather like 'baguette'

- she acted like a complete coob in the bakery

- when she couldn't get the wrapping off the butter quick enough she started ranting like a right coob

- she's as horny as a coob

by coobhq July 6, 2010

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The Cosby Circle

A reoccuring non-stop event which includes Bill Cosby sitting in the middle of a children's kindergarten room, surrounded in a circle by many famous and ridiculous celebrities such as Whoopie Goldberg, Kermit the Frog, and Bill Clinton. Festivities of this event include Eating Chocolate Pudding (Main cherished event), diving in big bowls of boweled pudding, and taking the official presidential poop in the giant bowl of pudding. The Cosby Circle is usually ended by a single vote from each member, eliminating one member from the group. Usually Bill Clinton but he always manages to come back. Little bastard. The terminated member has to give up their pudding to Bill Cosby while Cosby sings the official goodbye song, "Zip Zap, going down the mountain the mountain made of the yummy PUDDING" Bill Cosby now eats Bill Clintons pudding and The Cosby Circle goes quiet.

Marcus: Hey man, you going to The Cosby Circle tonight? I heard the giant bowl of pudding will be there and Bill's going to jump into it!
Jace: Zip Zap! PUDDING! Yes I am, blagarrrghhh PUDDING!

by Jatyha211 October 28, 2011

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Pull a Bill Cosby

Druging a woman's drink and having sex with her while she is passed out .

Guy 1: How'd things go with that girl you met ?
Guy 1: She didn't want to take things too far so I had to pull a Bill Cosby on her .
Guy 1: Classic .

by Td July 27, 2016

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rita cosby

The term Rita Cosby can be assigned to any female who has a deep, throaty voice. The word itself is derived from Rita Cosby, a journalist, once on Fox News, has now moved over to MSNBC and has since then gotten her own show. Rita has an almost frighteningly deep voice that is more characteristic of a man in drag than a woman. Since getting her own show, her low-pitched voice has become one of her trademarks.

Mike:Yeah so what happened with that girl you went home with at the bar last night?
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005

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