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Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.
Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.
Colton by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.
eeeeew that kid is so Colton.
Colton by Bill sucks May 3, 2022
Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.
is that Colton..
ya.. better get away
Colton by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022
A caring and loving guy that will be friends with just about anyone a guy who loves sports animals and skiing he is usually has a guard around his heart but when that guard is let down he is the most sweet and caring person on earth. If you talk to him he will always listen (no matter how boring it is)
Colton is such a sweet person who always listens
Colton by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
A funny and kind person who could like cross country skiing who will put his guard up with his heart and be careful who he loves. If he is broken by a girl he will only give them a second chance and no more. He is a kind person who will feel sympathy for anyone even if he doesn’t know them. Overall Colton is a really cool guy to be around or to love
Colton by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Look at that midget
Yea he’s such a Colton
Colton by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022