colin

contrary to popular belief, he isn’t irish, i think. from a project in history he said something about gaylic (i hope that’s how you spell it). he’s catholic like me lolz. yeah that’s it. oh and he’s trash 🗑TALL VERY TALL 5’6 at 13???? that’s tall, bitch.

me:

colin: so how are you
me: i’m dying
colin: THE GUY AT THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS GAME DIDNT THING I WAS 13
me: damn you look like your 4 lmao

by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

colin

smart. spends most of his time procrastinating or putting off school work until at least 3 days after it is due. has a unhealthy relationship with his hair and refuses to cut it until it passes nipple length. Also can be afflicted with a rare disease called DENT. which refers to a cereal bowl built into his chest.

MOM - goodness gracious child stop eating cereal, cut your hair, and start your homework you are such a colin!

by Big Dr January 14, 2008

colin

Colin is a dumbass who sucks at siege and fortnite.

Colin sucks at fortnite

by Hajajahabhs June 9, 2018

The Colin

Jerking off while taking a shit

I just had the best the Colin while on the pot today

by Trinagoblin April 26, 2016

colin

he is a computer! he is a computery guy! everything made out of buttons and wires!

my freind is colin he is a very computery guy

by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018

colin

ripped nerd

colin is ripped nerd

by colinsgirlfriend March 17, 2022

colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.

Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....

by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012