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I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015
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Clog

A description of the Dutch language or people (may also include Flemish).
The official languages of Belgium are Frog, Clog, and Kraut.
by m0thra October 16, 2018
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