clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

clarety

the joining of two pure goodnesses to creat utter and completed clear goodness

two 'ladies' of quailty joining in thought and meaning to create important thoughts, phrases, joy etc. One might say 'what clarety that girl has..'

by India Clarke & Steph Hegarty February 27, 2009

Clarence

Clarence is awesome person one you get to know him but he is very shy so he might be hard to approach also he likes shy girls mostly not the popular ones and he is very creative and would rather draw than do his math homework he also is very chill and he is the coolest gamer you will ever meet he is very good in alot of games also he has a awesome mom

Friend1: YO that guy has a super high ranking!
Friend2: He must be a clarence
Clarence: ...thanks...
Clarence: *runs away*

Friend1: That new kid in class is very shy
Friend2: Yeah he seems hard to approach must be a clarence
Clarence: *thinks* how do i make friends

by juneiraoien July 31, 2019

Clarence

The greatest show ever made. This show is about the coolest elementary schooler named Clarence, and all the adventures he has with his many great friends.

Friend 1: Hey what’s your favorite tv show?
Friend 2: Clarence, that show is great.
Friend 1: Hell yah that show is great!

by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020

Clarence

A guy who claims to be gangsta but wouldn't know the first thing about what life in the hood is like. See also: halfway crook

"What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed? This guy's a gangsta? His real name's Clarence!" -8 Mile

by Swagmeister 2000 June 2, 2018

claped

when you slap a pussy with a limp penis

2 get started you slap your limp penis off a pussy this is knowen as claped

by fuck boy 45 November 18, 2017

clareherbert

simply wonderful.

tots, she is SO clareherbert.

by clareherbertyo May 17, 2010