One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.

Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023

creationism

Magic man done it!

Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!

by Arch Magos October 25, 2012

One Direction

the reason for my sexual frustration

me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?

by not an obsessive fan April 10, 2012

One Direction

Which way do 5 gay guys walk?

One direction!

Enough said.

by 2Pac4Lyfe September 3, 2013

Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)

Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!

by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011

One Direction

A boy band that has taken over the the minds of stupid teenage girls that have squealing problems.

Random Fangirl:OH EM GEEE ONE DIRECTION IS LEIK SOOO HAWWWTT I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GODS AND I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

Me:Come on,they aren't that great.

Fangirl:YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Me:I'm behind a computer screen....You can't kill me.

by nonfangirlLawl December 24, 2012