circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.
By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.
by FragileSanity72 April 25, 2009
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Dick Circus

A dick circus is performed when a male and female are in bed together and the female goes under the covers to perform felatio, which makes the covers over her head look like a pitched circus tent. This is also known as a Pee-Pee Tee-Pee.
Will was with his boyfriend and said "You're the star clown of my dick circus." Jeffrey then replied "Just call me the ringmaster!"
by MC_SANTA September 22, 2012
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circus-tall

Much taller than the norm. Usually a reference to a male over 6'6" or female over 6'0" in height. No doubt derived from stilt-walkers or giraffes at the circus.
Dude, you're not just tall, you're circus-tall!
by MI2Tall January 10, 2007
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circus couple

Fat chick + tall skinny dude = circus couple. see freakshow
Man, you and Marla make a real circus couple Jim.
by steve April 19, 2004
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head circus

A term for being extremely high, particularly off some real high-grade headies. This refers mainly to the comic high one sometimes experiences when he/she laughs uncontrollably at everything.
"Yo those were some killer pines dude, I got a nice head circus goin' on right now."

"Yeah I got a real Barnum & Bailey's up there man, those were some ill shrubs."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007
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russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.
i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night
by dandingo March 11, 2009
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Circus Maximus

That's no Trixie, that's Circus Maximus.
by Rastus March 09, 2006
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