choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9

Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9

by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019

ChokeDaddy

Someone that would choke you if you ask and that is hot.

Pam: Hey Sarah you see hot John over there you think he would choke me

Sarah: Of course you just have to ask and he will be your Chokedaddy

by King Daddu May 29, 2019

Chloed

To drink your own body weight of alcohol on a night out, knowing that your whipped partner will look after you and the kids in the morning.

Let's go out and get Chloed!!

by Crytopsy88 December 1, 2019

Chored

Stolen, stole

He chored that from the shop

by Gypsyroma July 4, 2020

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

coledon

Coledon is someone who is always willing to help no matter what. He has the best smile and hair ever! He has such a kind soul and gives the best cuddles. He always treats his girl like a queen and knows how to make her feel loved. He’s very adventurous and is very creative. He is OBSESSED with money and can never get enough. Coledon is by far the sexiest man ever!

‘Omg who is that guy??? He’s dripping in swag!’

‘Oh that’s Coledon, isn’t he so hot!’

by Binabby October 26, 2020