well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 09, 2020

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 20, 2020

Just call me brandon yo!

Retard #3

Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 01, 2024

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo

Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?

by Chezitoes August 28, 2024

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023