Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.

Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'

by cheggbert October 6, 2020

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021

Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022

Customer

A type of subhuman who goes into a 5v5 game as ashe and ends up with 0/12/1 and 2.3k damage in 30 minutes

-Hey did you win that 5v5 game?
-NO,our ashe was a customer

by HliasTrogloduths November 21, 2020

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Custom House

Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)

Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House

by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022