Das Clutch

A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.

Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!

by theschitzer July 24, 2010

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picasso of clutchness

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it

Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness

by elmejor April 03, 2010

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crazy clutch

A term used to describe when you defeat an entire enemy team in a first person shooter video game, when you are the only player remaining on your team.

Blake: "Dude!! You just took out their entire team!"

Jorgie: "Heck yeah bro that was a crazy clutch!"

by R4GE I NINJA November 13, 2009

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coon clutching

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.

When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."

by Qatalyst February 22, 2012

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