Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
Get the Joosting my clog mug.The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Job mug.The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
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by Mae Dreams December 22, 2025
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