Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.
Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.
by GLethal85 June 08, 2012
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Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.
Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.
by Jasey Rae Rae January 30, 2010
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Celebrity crush

A:Why is he your celebrity crush?

B: 'Cause he is hot.
by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019
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Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.
"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.
by Tdog13 April 07, 2010
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Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.
John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.
by Deep blue 2012 May 09, 2010
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very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.
She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.
by LocoPingvin August 06, 2007
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celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.
Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!
by URHandle February 19, 2017
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