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Vegan Butcher

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.
by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018
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Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!
A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men

In the pub.....

Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
by The chef of roast December 15, 2018
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ass butcher

Someone who fucks an asshole until it is in tatters/ruined.
Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.
"That guy made a mess of that ass".
"Yeah man, what an ass butcher".
by StinkERingpiece February 21, 2023
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STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language
person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to
by Johnny drip drip February 27, 2023
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Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019
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Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.
"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"
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Bitchies

1. The plural form of bitchy adj.

A. Regarding multiple subjects being bitchy.

B. Referencing multiple instances of a subject being bitchy.
1. We all know Jessica is bitchy but you're lucky you've never gotten stuck with her whole squad! It was such a pain being surrounded by so many people being bitchies.

2. I love that kid but he's got the bitchies so bad that sometimes I just can't even deal with his bitchy-ass.
by BuBuKittyFuhk May 5, 2018
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