brojob

when your bro offers a blowjob, but it's not gay because it's bro

Jason drove me to the parking lot in target for a brojob and sweet frog.

by brojob17237291 January 15, 2025

bronology

The study of Lebron James.

Person 1: "I have a bachelor degree in Bronology."
Person 2: "Same."

by JanuaryPolonium February 16, 2025

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021