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Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007
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brain chatter

a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.

b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.

c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?

y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?

x: Will you marry me?

y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
by escuchon May 12, 2008
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wrap my brain around it

"That algebra equation is really difficult. I can't wrap my brain around it"
by Nena Mamasita November 16, 2013
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Alien Brain

(n) When the male scrotum is viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.
by Matthew Pablo September 3, 2006
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brainybutt

Girl: You are such a brainybutt !
Boy: Haha, thank you. I love you.
by manchinearies February 19, 2018
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braincase

(n.) 1. one who lacks mental stability 2. a lack of mental stability, e.g. insanity 3. The portion of the skull enclosing the brain
1. "That braincase almost ran into me!" 2. "He must have a braincase if he's wearing those clothes." 3. In the car crash, Mike cracked his braincase, resulting in his death.
by Tim R. March 5, 2005
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brain lint

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.
My brain lint isn't marketable but I'm damn fine at trivial pursuit.
by James1976 October 25, 2007
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