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young blackjack 

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Customer: "Yo, man, ya'all got that young blackjack?"

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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet 

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.