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Bethany

A VERY HORRIBLE short retarded person who wants all of the attention but everyone hates her
Don’t be a bethany
by Hayaj March 5, 2023
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Bethany

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful person in the world, you will never meet anyone better, even in the darkest hours she will brighten them with beauty.
Bethany is amazing.
by Beaverboo78 October 4, 2020
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bethany marriner

Lovely an caring. She cares for people xx.

She loves dogs
Bethany Marriner. Is sooo mean (not)
by Blm1210 March 16, 2017
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Bethany

Bethany is a amazing sister and extremely smart, solving the Rubik's cube in a very fast manner.

However, Bethany has had her driver's license stolen in the summer when she was at the airport by a black Jamaican man, rumoured to be the boyfriend of the Whore of Babylon (that's because he is...). She also gets bullied by an Indian prostitute mother which she goes by the nickname "The Whore of Babylon", preventing her from ever talking to her brother named Leon.

I feel really bad for her as he was her closest friend and sibling after the Whore of Babylon planned to kill her older sister named Yvonne to commit suicide on May 2023. May she rest in peace.

A Bethany will go very far in places and I had such an amazing opportunity to have met her and become her friend. May she be free from the Whore of Babylon's bullying in Jesus mighty name, amen!
"Wow! Bethany really knows how to solve that Rubik's cube so fast! She should enter into a Rubik's cube competition." - Albert (her best friend)
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Bethany Gaul

Ice cream hair. Often is found with a free ice cream cone, or getting a worker to purposely drop a batch of McFlurry cups so she can steal all of the free stickers, won on monopoly. It is clear that she is unable to eat an ice cream without coating her hair with it. Don't trust her to hold any type of ice cream as she commonly mistakes it for face cream and shampoo.
Person: "Do you know Bethany Gaul?"

Person: "Yeah, thats the ice cream haired girl."
by sksksksksksksksksksksksksk March 22, 2019
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Bethany wood

Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’
by Abomination453 November 22, 2021
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Bethany

Bethany is a bit weird. Like don't get me wrong she always has a few weird obsessions. It should be something normal like chocolate. Chocolate is delicious, there's nothing wrong with having a chocolate obsession. But no, Bethanys always have a weird obsession like hockey or the marauders age of Harry potter. Like why Bethany. Why. They also tend to have no social skills and are a complete people pleaser. But all in all, Bethany is great. I love her and she is awesome. If you meet a Bethany, accept their flaws, mock them for their obsessions but also stick with them for they are very cool.
Bethany is so damn weird. Like I love her but what is up with the hockey obsession
by Nuggets562 October 25, 2022
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