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Baron Zunigga

Conqueror of toaster ovens, devourer of chromosomes.
Baron Zunigga, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romntical.
by ArcSilver August 8, 2023
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Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
by justin vanover October 16, 2007
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Baronism

people who are always right despiute the otherpersons opinion and baronists are very close to dorenists
JESUS CHRIST ITS A BARONIST WE LOVE BARONISM
by Baron von hienrich June 20, 2022
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beef baron

A bitch who sucks long and hard on beef tips
by Gobi Qwyat November 20, 2019
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Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
by Clint Licker November 16, 2021
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Tykke-Baron

Introduktion
Baronen, også kendt som Spisekongen, var en bemærkelsesværdig figur i gastronomiens verden. Hans legendariske appetit og udfordrende spisevaner gjorde ham til et ikon blandt de kulinariske kredse. Denne videnskabelige rapport udforsker Baronens liv, spisevaner og arv.

Biografi
Baronen blev født i en lille landsby ved navn Gourmandia. Allerede som barn viste han en utrolig interesse for mad. Hans første ord var angiveligt “chokolade”. Baronen voksede hurtigt og blev kendt for sin imponerende vægt og appetit.

Spisevaner
Baronen spiste alt, hvad der kom i hans vej. Hans daglige kost bestod af:

Morgenmad: 12 pandekager med sirup, en hel skinke og en liter kaffe.
Frokost: Tre store pizzaer, en kyllingeburger og en skål is.
Aftensmad: En hel stegt gris, en ostefondue og en portion chokoladekage.
Baronen var kendt for at udfordre sig selv. Han spiste 100 hotdogs på 10 minutter og en hel kalkun på Thanksgiving. Hans mave var en vidunderlig, men skræmmende labyrint af gastronomisk eventyr.

Arv og Legende
Baronen døde i en alder af 40 år, omgivet af tallerkener og bestik. Hans gravsten bærer inskriptionen: “Her hviler Baronen, den uovervindelige spisekonge.” Hans arv lever videre i form af madkonkurrencer og spisefestivaler.
den tykke-baron er tyk
by maggne42069 February 8, 2024
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