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Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!
person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok
by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017
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madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 1, 2018
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Baptiste

Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!
Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly

Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*
by Absynthee November 21, 2021
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Sink Water Baptist

A person who in a bar is drunk and and is in need of water so they go to the bathroom and drink from the faucet.
there goes the sink water baptist! he think he slick!
by wetboi69 July 15, 2022
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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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Jean-baptiste

Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.
You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character
by Manumuse November 7, 2023
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