Baltimore

The city where the best weed and hoes are, we call it B'More down in MD.
The place where Tim Trees lives, the greatest rapper to walk this Earth.

Im headin down to Baltimore, get some Led Tims down there.

by Gust April 14, 2004

Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.

Baltimore Scraper

by Lil' Therm February 22, 2011

Baltimore

Baltimore is a crazy place to live. You can't have a car because it'll get stolen the next day probably by your neighbor. The steets are grimy and the crabs are amazing. Nothing is better than Baltimore crabs. It's got one nice lookn street and the rest is unbearable, but i still love it. Most people depend on football to get them into college and the football stadium towers over the brownstones and townhouses that create the bad ass city. The only goal we can say we accomplsihed is our 2001 super bowl title and the highest crime rate in America. No place more original. Oh and don't where a yankee's/Giants shirt or you wont get out alive.

if you don't like Baltimore you can suck my dick.

by Antler September 19, 2006

Baltimore Ravens

n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after

me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no

Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe

by dj jazzy jake d snake October 19, 2010

Baltimore Ravens

The team with the absolute worst legal record in present day NFL, possibly in NFL history.

Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.

by Leonardo 4 November 15, 2010

Baltimore City

The phantasmagoric city I've ever been burdened by. Their are no resources here for honest, hard working people who are looking to move out of the hood and find a better day from their situation. The stupidity in this city spreads like wildfires, leaving it's victims of widespread gossip alone, and hopeless. There is a church and a liquor store on every corner in this city. The people in this city are so pathetic that PETA has made a collective effort to save the rodents and vermin(rats) that fester within citylimits, not the residents.

It's a good day to be Rat in Baltimore city.

by Seitan August 20, 2019

Baltimore Orioles

Currently the worst team in baseball, but do have 3 World Series championships.

The Baltimore Orioles won today.

Awesome! First win in a while.

Yeah, they suck,

by BidenSucks January 9, 2021