Bated

Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.

Kristi: I saw this picture on myspace of Brad Arnold and I totally bated to it.

by munkeyman226 November 2, 2008

eight balled

when you drink before you smoke weed

man you're going to get 8 balled if you smoke now.

by kshady June 19, 2005

baltej

Usually a guy who laughs at every thing, never admits he's a skirt chaser

Yo ur such a baltej for laughing at that robber

by Momysbob12 December 21, 2013

Balfed

When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.

Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*

by Starfox McLoud February 18, 2009

Balked

Balked- trying to hook up with someone and all you get is a long night of strictly cuddling.

Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.

by papacreegs February 8, 2013

sketch balled

Verb, to exibit sketchy behaivior

Dude, that hottie just waved at you and you totally sketch balled her.

by Hemendez July 10, 2007

bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005