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Banana

A banana is something males have between their legs
My banana is so hard
by Banana737 April 20, 2020
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Banana

The best fucking way to kill someone. Shove that shit up somebody's nose and they dead son.
"Don't mess with me or I'll banana you."
by PICKLE GURL:/ April 8, 2021
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banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped
Guy 1:"Hey, have you ever heard of Onision?"
Guy 2:"Oh, you mean the next Hitler? So you are a banana or what, fag?"
Guy 1:*kills himelf*
by zizehhhh February 13, 2017
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banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.
1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."
by guyincog November 2, 2014
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Banana

A banana is a fruit highly related to the onion they met each other at a party they mated and had a baby that baby they named onision. Onision was not like the other banana or onions on they playground at the first day of school everybody stared at him and laughed. Onison whished he was a banana like his father but he was a human. So he dressed up like one and ran around the house yelling I'm a banana and those words got remixed to a song known to this day called Banana Song.
by Luckymcnuggetsfrick February 19, 2017
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banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself* Guy 2: I'm a banana.
by banana4lifee February 16, 2017
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Banana

A subscriber of onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to pell their skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas aka onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped!
Guy 1 (banana) hey have you heard of Onision
Guy 2 oh! You mean the next Hitler
Guy 1 *kills himself
by Forealzees February 13, 2017
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