Bloffin

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

Boofhead

Australian slang for someone who's being an absolute dick head.

Oi ya boofhead!

by Pickle Balls June 30, 2023

The Blowhan Special

When you get a Blow Job by Lindsay Lohan and also getting buttfucked from behind by a horny monkey.

Person 1: Hey dan guess what i got last night?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I got a the blowhan special

Person 2: Wow thats hot and weird at the same time.

Person 1: Yea but sadly I got A.D.I.S. from the monkey.

Person 2: That sucks man.

by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011

sockaritis of the blowhole

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.

by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016

blowhorn

the sound a fart makes when it’s wer and you’re sitting down

wtf dude! that sounded like a blowhorn

by fucker#23 February 3, 2018

Blof

Originated from the word "Blog," this was misspelled by an idiot. Its definition has since come to be known as:

To hit somebody and have them fall over or exclaim loudly.

Bob: You little bastard...
Joe: What you gonna do bitch?
Bob: I'm gonna blof you, ass.
Joe: You gonna what?
Bob: *blofs Joe*
Joe: Blof! *falls over*

by W E T B A C K January 9, 2006

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003