birth vegetarian

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish

Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end

by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013

inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

by mailbox from NH March 23, 2009

swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

by DocMaxxxey May 04, 2009

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

by Chocolate Jizz March 10, 2006

Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.

Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!

by tac135246 January 18, 2011

seahorse giving birth

a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.

woah that seahorse giving birth

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020