I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

bait used to be believable

a phrase used in response to when someone tries to bait others into believing something or tries to make other people angry

troll: *something really bad*
human: bait used to be believable

by bamfwag December 23, 2023

u betta believe

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

Believe in the Stars

the second episode of the third season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock.

Believe in the Stars received generally positive reception from television critics, with Neal Justin of the Star Tribune concluding it was "the most brilliant episode in the series' history".1 According to the Nielsen ratings system, the episode was watched by 8.0 million households during its original broadcast, and received a 3.9 rating/9 share among viewers in the 18–49 demographic.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Believe da hype

A rumor spreading around

Ex: Yo lil rino aka as summrs did you text that 15 year old? Rino: Nah don’t believe da hype

by Flvin December 4, 2023

queer believer

A person who is queer/ part of the LGBTQ+ community who also believes in God.

I am a queer believer and I don't know why you think all Christians hate gays.

by Hannah Barnsley July 19, 2017

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018