Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.

Dude, jack has a total baguette.

by Endei October 2, 2023

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Baguette du Barry

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)

Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry

by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019

BAGUETTE

epic tank that shoots baguette dough towards patrick and kills patrick
beats up a common Patrick

baguette; die motherfucka
patrick; ok
baguette epicly kills patrick
patrick; yay

by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021

lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp

"I love lon baguette so long"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019