Baguette Western

A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)

The movie “Hoedown in Bordeaux” is defined as a comedic Baguette Western.

by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024

Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Baguette wrapper

An extra large condom.

"Oh, that peti pan won't fit my dangus, I need a baguette wrapper"

by TheRealAkagiPanda March 14, 2025

Baguette

1) A weapon that Frenchmen whack delinquents with

2) A french food that is rock hard and u need to dip it in soup

BAGUETTE!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Oui Oui Baguette

French for ' yes yes baguette ', which is kinda nonsense

Person 1: Oui oui baguette
Person 2: Bruh

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette

French for " Yes yes I want baguette "

Pronunciation: wee-wee-on-on-bagett

Frenchman: Oui Oui Hon Hon Baguette
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023