Marks a gamer without any kind of skill (noob) that blames everything except himself for being such a failure
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Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.
You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)
You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one
Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)
You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one
Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!
by Oskoreii October 31, 2011
Get the Alcest mug.A bastardization of the name Alejandro. It's a name to give to any hispanic person that embodies any Mexican stereotypes, or just anyone who smells like menudo. However, this cannot be thrown around lightly. It must become the person's name. It's not a term, it's a name. It must be pronounced "Al - ee - skon - drow", as opposed to a correct Spanish pronunciation.
by Chavz July 20, 2007
Get the Alescandro mug.Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.
If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
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Get the alcestis mug.Alessandro is the hottest guy on the earth! Best boyfriend ever! My world would be nothing without him. Allessandro reminds me of looove. So sweet!!!!! My friens are always like Alessandro heart me. Loving it
I love Alessandro
by Sofiarra123 December 17, 2018
Get the Alessandro mug.An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.
Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"
Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"
Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"
by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020
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