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Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes
Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation
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Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes
Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation
Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com
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