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Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
by Network Dawg February 12, 2008
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advan

Sub-Division of Yokohama Tire, manufactures high performance tires and rims.
Woah! Check those d-spec ADVAN rims!!
by The Gracer September 14, 2005
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two man advantage

In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
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The Lesbian Advantage

The advantage a lesbian would have over a male when the two are competing for a bisexual female love interest. The advantage seems to stem from the fact that two females have the same physical and emotional traits, whereas a male and a female do not.
Rosie used The Lesbian Advantage on Larry in order to win the heart of the bisexual female.
by il temuto August 29, 2011
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Advanced Maneuvers

Possessing skills in excess of an opponent. Usually used mockingly when one person is deficient in some way and the "advanced maneuvers" are merely average.
"Wow.. I wish I could get all the ladies like that guy."
"Yeah, he's got some advanced maneuvers."
by Thanatos Omega September 19, 2009
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RIP in Advance

or R.I.P. in Advance

Funny combination of "RIP" and "Thanks in Advance".

It is used when someone consciously begins a job or a mission which has a high death risk. This phrase describes this kind of ironic and tragicomic situations.
- Have you heard the news? A Canadian woman joined YPG forces to fight against ISIS.
- Well, RIP in Advance then.
by zinzinzibidi May 31, 2016
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advandog

The point of coppin advantage on your opponent during a tennis match.
I just caught advandog!
by TrickaRick December 27, 2006
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