Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022

Nick Abraham

he's gay af
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time

Friend: "Hey do you know nick abraham?"
Me: Yeah thats that one gay boy from dallas right?

by knacutie123 June 3, 2018

Abraham

I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

abraham ajiboye

a pick me boy, who is inlove with curly girls.

is that abraham ajiboye
yeah bro, he’s that pick me boy bro

by saltyshoresbro July 2, 2021

abraham moss

the worst school ever in Manchester.The teachers and staff are horrible they force you to do stuff.Loads of fights tend to happen there aswell.

Child:Mum can I go to Abraham Moss?
Mum:Absolutely not!

by Galaxy_.Unicorn January 18, 2021

Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.

Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.

by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023

Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.

Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025