antisocial avocado

someone who is annoying and needs to stop taking social media so bloody seriously

random: stop being and antisocial avocado

jake: did u just doxx me?!?!?

by bidguylol August 21, 2020

avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 03, 2020

Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.

She cut avocados for him

by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022

Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.

“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”

by Spaacebear November 22, 2022