by Mr. Iamyourbitch June 1, 2018
Get the ASSHATmug. 
Get the asshatmug. by Liza Isabella March 2, 2022
Get the Asshatmug. by pog champ 2020 January 28, 2021
Get the asshatmug. A form of hat worn over one's ass to protect the ass cleavage from foreign inavsions.
Usually normal people like to use the term 'pants'
Usually normal people like to use the term 'pants'
by ifuck pro June 8, 2019
Get the Asshatmug. asshat (noun)
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025
Get the Asshatmug. a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.
by penelope453 November 18, 2014
Get the Asshatmug.