Alan Wu

Alan Wu is typically another way of saying "Dickhead"
"Stop being a Alan Wu and move on"
by Mr Abdi March 08, 2017
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Alan Gi

The name "Alan" is a common name used for males, The last name "Gi" is said to be german but can also be used as an asian last name. It's most commonly pronounced "Gee" like "gee you seem sleepy"
"OMG! it's Alan GI! Lets all say hi to ALAN!
by Tonberry Chief October 11, 2010
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Alan Whickers

"Where's me Alan Whickers?"
by DoubleDownSaint October 16, 2007
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Alan Moore

Alan Moore is one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time. Where Mark Twain pioneered the American novel, Willaim Shakespere the tragic play, and Edgar Alan Poe the gothic horror story, Alan Moore has pioneered graphic novels. Creating such accalimed works as Watchmen, V for Vendetta, From Hell, and The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentelmen. He has also made his mark on classic characters with Batman: The Killing Joke, his run on Swamp Thing and Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow.

However, as a person, he is completely Batshit Insane. He despises all adaptations of his works, regardless of weather they're good or if he even watches them, mostly due to the fact that he has a raging rage-on for Hollywood, yet still watches and enjoys mainstream TV. WTF? He also says stuff to interviewers and cameras that no logicl person would say. To attempt and repeat them here would be to make my brain explode.

He is often found in British pubs, where he corrects people who confuse Man-Thing with Swamp Thing and throws down with Victorian playwrights. He often uses any means necessary to win these fights. Be those means his bare fists, the nife he keeps in his beard, broken bottles/mugs, or his powerful Magicks. Seriously, do not fuck with this guy.
"What a scene, we've got two Hollywood directors shot in the nuts, a Watchmen movie fanboy hung from the rafters, and five playwrights with thier heads chopped off."

"Yep, Alan Moore was here, alright."
by ZimMan2 January 08, 2010
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gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
by meat nozzle February 17, 2016
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Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.
Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate
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Alan Colmes

1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.

2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.
Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.
by Scandar March 30, 2006
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