Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Red Rooster

an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.

man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty

by Rizla|xD January 13, 2008

Banty Rooster

1. Any of various breeds of very small domestic fowl that are often miniatures of members of larger breeds

2. A small but very aggressive person.

3. A boastful, prideful and arrogant individual.

4. A mischievous teenager who pulls over the top dangerous pranks that can actually be fatal. The pranks include throwing hammers at unsuspecting bystanders, trying to carbon monoxide poison friends sleeping in cars, and setting people on fire just for being fat.

Mr. Dry: Duncan, Travis you need to sit the hell down & stop running around here like some goddamn banty roosters!

by I was there that night :) April 8, 2011

dizzy rooster

the act of taking your hard-on and circling it around the inside of your partners lips before a blowjob

I gave Stephanie the ol' Dizzy Rooster the other night.

by Ace Frehley May 23, 2006

rooster

some kid that lives around here that will watch for the 5-0 while a deal is goin down, is usually given somthin to actually be watchin for thos crooked sum'bichs.once police is spoted the kid usually makes a signal or somthing, or "crows" like a rooster.

J: hey kid, ill give you this 10 if you rooster up by the corner for me. ay'ight?

by No-fuzz-Cuzz August 23, 2006

Rooster Tail

A folded dollar bill like a fan to be inserted in the crack of a stripper's ass.

After rooster tailing that spinner, she shook her tail feather down the catwalk.

by Shzae March 16, 2008

Rooster

big dump, large piece of fecal matter with curled top resembling a roosters raised head feathers.

" dude your dog just had a huge rooster on your rug"

by S. T. Roo September 7, 2007