Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should
an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.
by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009
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stanky lag

That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."
You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dat Doge Doh. June 05, 2016
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Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
by MasterFox November 12, 2010
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lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 25, 2017
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Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
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Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.
I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.
by Moonpie225 February 07, 2012
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John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"
"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"
by H0t J0n June 26, 2008
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