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Cervix Crusader

A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.
A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:

“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
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TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
by President fat guy 101 January 5, 2025
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crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
by JohnXL December 16, 2017
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crusadism

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.
John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.
by kyonkochan December 15, 2020
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Crusader wifu

A person, commonly a woman described as being very religious and Christian yet watching anime.
by NotCrusader January 13, 2021
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crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him
crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?
by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021
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Chromosome Crusader

Someone whose mostly a liberal that supports

antifa, modern day feminism etc,

A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't

They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?

*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
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KFC Crusader

A derogatory term used to describe a black person due to their affection for KFC chicken.
by Broken91 October 27, 2025
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