Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.
I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.
by The Geeky Gangsta October 02, 2017
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Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.
Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no
by It's a cow luke May 04, 2021
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student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.
#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"
by soton raver November 28, 2010
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Being a student

Pre-K
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.

Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.

3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.

6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.

9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders

11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school

18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
by youtuber1289 May 01, 2022
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student transfer

Community project for the creation of a not-safe-for-work visual novel currently on its 5th iteration (excluding the 2021 april fools version)
Person 1: you should try the student transfer visual novel
Person 2: never heard of it
by Talloranisnotgay June 06, 2021
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Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).
A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.
by FaceSmush January 28, 2015
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History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?
Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
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