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April 22nd

A: Hey, it’s April 22nd!
B: so?
A: it’s national slap your tall friend day
B: oh shoot *runs*
by Llamafroglololol April 19, 2022
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December 22nd

This day is national finger your best friend day. It doesn't matter what gender you are you can finger them in any place you want.

Celebrated across the whole world.
Hey baby, it's December 22nd. Get ready.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi June 21, 2022
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22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.
Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!
by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024
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May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖
"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"
by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023
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july 22nd

remind your boyfriend how much you love them day :))
by chicken123? July 22, 2021
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake
hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!
by bigvswamp January 22, 2022
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