December 14

Throw your friend Kylie down a flight of stairs day.

Bob "it's December 14"
Joe "so"
Bob "you can throw your friend Kylie down the stairs today"

by Rowdypound18 December 14, 2019

December 14

If you ask out your crush they have to say yes no matter what

Hey,want to be my bf/gf
No
It's December 14
Ok then yes

by Sunflowers 💛 December 14, 2019

April 14

Does it really matter?
Were all in self isolation 2020 anyways.
MOst of us have no school.

So fuck what day it is

"Its April 14"
"So? It's COVID19 break. We have no fucking school"
"But todays my birthday."
"Today is just another normal day inside the house."

by Jaemins Pink Hair April 14, 2020

December 14

Best people ever alive born on this day. Y’all wish u were born on December 14 periodt no tampon🤧

john: bro she’s so awesome!

doe: obviously are you dumb?
john: wha-
doe: HER BIRTHDAY IS ON DECEMBER 14
doe: time for some head too😍

by anonymous 14 baby😏🤤 October 24, 2019

f/14

Universal sign of idiocy.

f/14: "i hope you actually all get the definition of emo but obviously you DON'T!
not that i consider my self emo but oh wait i am and so are all of you but you wouldn't get that because your rapped up in your own little world of labels. "

Person2: "f/14"

by Beejentle July 05, 2006

November 14

Good day to get down and dirty. National thot day for the fall season

It’s November 14th sis time to thot around ya know what I mean.

by Drphils_ass_is_juicy October 15, 2019

January 14

National ask your crush out day and they have to say yes

You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏

by January 14 November 16, 2020