some person:..........(watching hannah montana)..........(hearing miley cyrus' fake accent)...............................(getting very annoyed).............(feeling pain)........................(listening to her sing)..................................(puking, crying)"omg some1 save me!!!!!!!!!shut her uppp!!!!!!ahhh im dying!!!!!".......................(becoming blind and deaf)..........(dying)..............(commercials)........."thank god!!!!"
by lalalala12321 August 06, 2009
Some thrashy hick wannabe singer who woundnt know a tune if it punched her in those misquito bite tities. Also, she only popular for ONE song. (Best of both worlds)
Dude 1: Dude i love miley cyrus!
Dude 2: you mean the hillbilly one hit wonder?
Dude 1: yeah shes great.
Dude 2: .....
Dude 2 pulls out magnum 500 and empties it into dude 1
Dude 2: you mean the hillbilly one hit wonder?
Dude 1: yeah shes great.
Dude 2: .....
Dude 2 pulls out magnum 500 and empties it into dude 1
by klan killer August 17, 2009
1. A mind-raping future prostitute with NO talent, NO drug problem *coughs*, and NO real fans. Her singing consists of yelling, brainwashing young girls (and boys?), and lyrics about herself whoring with guys. Do you REALLY like to listen to her music? Then she must have mind-raped you in the ass.
2. A "singing," slutty drag queen (A.K.A. Hannah Montana) who banged the AIDS monkey and spread it to everyone.
2. A "singing," slutty drag queen (A.K.A. Hannah Montana) who banged the AIDS monkey and spread it to everyone.
Guy: Hey Miley, you wanna bang my orangutan?
Miley: Yeah! Then I'll sing about it so Disney can rape those kids!!
*goes to room*
Guy: Holy Sh-it! You're a man!
Miley: I'm not Miley Cyrus or a man, I'm Bono
*runs away from her boner*
Miley: Yeah! Then I'll sing about it so Disney can rape those kids!!
*goes to room*
Guy: Holy Sh-it! You're a man!
Miley: I'm not Miley Cyrus or a man, I'm Bono
*runs away from her boner*
by What-A-Twist September 09, 2009
Miley Cyrus is AHHHHH!!!! That bitch is ugly. Her smile makes my eyes burn and her face looks like an infected vagina(blue waffle. Miley Cyrus is an anorexic bitch who gets fucked in the ass every night by her father Billy Ray Cyrus. She works for Disney and sells her body for fifteen cents and on Sundays for one dollar. She also makes scat videos for Children.
by Hater 2010 July 05, 2010
A slut, whore. Who tries to act like she's 21, when she's only 16. Tries to be two different types of fakes, Sleeps with any guy she can get her hands on, tries to make publicity everyday then cries about it the next day, Sings songs about herself, wishing she was someone else, making young girls believe you can be three different people.
everyones hater!Miley Cyrus
by Razingblades October 12, 2009
Little Girl: Mommy i Miley Cyrus in the toilet
Mom: Flush 10 times honey
Little Girl: Okay Mommy
*girl flushes 10 times*
Mom: Flush 10 times honey
Little Girl: Okay Mommy
*girl flushes 10 times*
by MILEYCYRUSISAWHORE July 17, 2009
Dirty Miley means means musty ass bitch that gets bullied by her brother it also means she is the greatest person ever even tho she do be musty sometimes
by Dirty milky May 03, 2020