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Goosed-up tenshitter

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.
I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!
by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017
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Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018
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fucked up old hag

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are
by FatEngineer October 23, 2022
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Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.
“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED
by Skelly43 May 21, 2024
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National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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Trunked Up

Having a fat ass, particularly one that is worth pointing out to your pal. Trunk: referencing the trunk of a car, Up: as in a whole lot of it
Damn! Look at that ass dude, absolutely trunked up.
by BanMan:) June 16, 2025
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Helpful hang ups

When things in life give you set backs, backstabs, broken dreams, an sees of friends less capable to lead.

Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.
I’m thankful for all my helpful hang ups.
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019
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