St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.

Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?

by tikikenny August 6, 2023

BBQ Day

BBQ Day, or February 1st, is the day where we cover anyone with that's name begins with N, in Sweet Baby Ray's Barbeque Sauce. (If any other sauce is used, victim will combust.)

The Sauce is the boss! - Sweet Baby Rays
"WOAH DUDE, ITS BBQ DAY! LET'S GO COVER NAME THAT STARTS WITH N IN BARBEQUE SAUCE!"

by Fartatious August 6, 2023

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023

national homeboy day

a day where you show your hbs appreciation.

“today is national homeboy day !”

by wendelvicfor August 9, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

National Send Nudes Day
On this day, males and females can send this pass to anyone and that person who receives this must send a nude of the other person's choice. You can only use this once and this card is only valid on the 10th of August.

Hey babe, it's National Send Nudes Day, can I have a nude or two

by Zzz12345 August 9, 2023